(noun) a person who is short and is of foreign origin by birth, usually native to Asia. Etymology: an Asian immigrant = "FRESH OFF the BOAT", abbreviated "FOB" + "Hobbit", coined by J.R.R. Tolkien to mean "a member of a fictitious peaceful and genial race of small humanlike creatures that dwell underground"
My fobbit friend is good in math.
By Sean Sotelo
Some fuck who's been in the military for 6 years and hasn't been deployed. Usually is seen playing world of Warcraft.
"Holy fuck dude you're such a FOBBIT"
By TheGrandWizardofShit
Somebody who lives on Facebook, a Facebook hobbit, thus fobbit. Every pejorative form of the traditional use of fobbit is implied.
Selfies. All that thot does is selfies on facebook. She claims they are "cute", but wtf is "cute" about hanging your tits out in a sexually suggestive "selfie" or your sweater udders?! That bitch a fobbit.
By subsidence
A fobbit is essentially a fabulous hobbit.In other words a hobbit that is so laddleit can only be acurately described as a fobbit.
Crouching fobbit; hidden weinus is a powerful and deadly kung-fu style.
By ill jesus
A FOBBIT is a person that pretends to be higher than its actual size, they tend to cope with this fake reality and never accept the true. They also have the tendency to talk over music when people are listening to it and gets bullied for it. HATED BY THE CHAT.
there goes the FOBBIT denying its true height although its true size is 4 feet 11 inches.
By KLKguru