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To punch a vagina or asshole with one's fingers. Often in a rapid fashion, seldom precise.

"So I fingerblasted this chick last night...I'm pretty good at that." "WTF Paul..."

By FBlaster

fingerblast The act in which a male inserts two or more fingers as far as possible into a woman's vagina, then pumps the fingers back and forth vigorously until the female blasts her sweet paella juice all over the living room

Dave: How'd it go with genna last night? Jeff: Great, I spent a hot minute fingerblasting that shit. Dave: How was the cleanup? Jeff: It was okay, mostly got on my face.

By Jonny stonking

A group of 4 weebs who are fill in for clan scrims in the mobile game, Standoff 2.

Hay man we need another person for our scrim Bro just ask fingerblast

By LLAMA SAMA

Since girls pockets are to small, they store their fresh fish in their vaginas. So when you ask for a snack, you reach into the vagina to find fresh snacks, and they call this finger blasting, as it's a blast of flavor.

Bruh me and my girl went camping and ran into this hungry massive bear. Suddenly I remembered how much bears love fish and I had this genius Idea to fingerblast my girl and feed him some fish.. That nasty vagina saved my life yo

By PeePee_hole