Fake Fan
(n.) a person who commits to plans then... a. doesn’t show up for them (-500) b.bails on them for different people (-1000) c. doesn’t reply in gc when making plans (-200) d. doesn’t respond in cows within 5 minutes of opening(-100) e. declines turtle kiss (-1000) f. more than an hour late to expected time (-500) g. falsely accusing someone of being a fake fan (-300) h. calling anyone outside friend group a fake fan (-800) (adj.) when someone has the qualities of a fake fan
Robin ditches us... she is such a fake fan!
By robinisafakefan