What's on your mug?

Chemically incovienenced

"i'm not drunk i'm chemically incovienieced and your bestest friend in the whole world ever"

By Rex Mundi

Me

I'm drunk

By Mokumu

A sublime way of existing in a world full of idiots.

If I wasn't so drunk you would look stupid dancing to that house music shit!

By Johny Rebel

a guys excuse for texting his ex in the middle of the night

Girlfriend: Why were you texting Jen! Boyfirend: I was drunk

By Rebecca E. Adams

The state you're in when you won't give two shits about what you say. You will be fucking uninhibited and won't give a shit what anyone thinks. You will be happy and motherfucking confident. You will be sippin dranks and feeling like a baller. Euphoria on a scale of 1 to 10: a motherfuckign 10................ So give it up to alcohol, bitches. this shit is legit, and deserves fucking respect, (that bottle of sailor jerrys was fucking good by the way) Nigger. if you dont like alcohol, you can just kill yourself cause your iq is in the negatives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some kid was drunk and decided to publish his definition to UrbanDictionary just for the fuck of it. So go ahead, give me the thumbs up or thumbs down. I could care less

By wittyname