Drink
Drink, as in present tense of drunk. A logical strategy to avoid getting drunk. If you are drunk, you had too much to drink in the past. If you are drink, you are currently drinking too much. Therefore, as long as you keep drinking, you will never get drunk. Instead, you will just remain drink.
"Look at that guy drinking all those beers. He is so drink right now. Later, he will be drunk. Right now, however, he is drink."
By legionofpaupers