What's on your mug?

A term used to refer to the coolest person in a group.

Oh man, I was the Dave of the party.

By Frank Joe

Dave's a dude who'd be chill with almost anything. If you're looking for a rad dude to hang out with, find a dude named Dave. He's usually very handsome or very cute. He's usually a dude who'd act like he has barely any emotion at all but he really just needs a hug from a friend. His hair is usually very fluffy and smooth, but their slightly self-centered and won't let anybody touch his hair unless its himself or his lover. And all the boys and girls want to be like him or simply like him! And the best Dave's are Gemini, or Sagittarius.

Boy 1; Man, Dave's so chill, and he gets all the girls! I wish I was him... Boy 2; Join the club dude. ~ Girl 1; Dave is so handsome, and he's soooo nice! I wish I was dating him.... Girl 2; Yeah, he really is! And don't we all wish we were with him? Girl 3; Totes! And I really wanna touch his hair! Girl 1; I tried to yesterday, but he just.... Ran away from me! Girl 3 and 2; Wow....

By weirdgal

The most badass and handsome dude ever born. He can tear a phonebook in half with his eyelids and has an anaconda in his pants.

"When my girlfriend passed out Dave slopped his massive dong on her lips. And she loved it." "My mom tried to blow Dave but when she pulled his pants down his dick was actually a shotgun and blew her head off. Now my mom is dead"

By Nekrobutcher

An underdog who people may or may not root for, but who still beats the odds anyway.

Once upon a time, Dave kicked Goliath's ass. Now he crunches numbers at Goldman and Sachs.

By Olive989

1. Beloved 2. Better than David 3. The Model of Perfect. No man can come close to the glory of that which is Dave. Dave's are artistic and funny always knowing how to lay down a good massage. Skills that come with Dave include major dexterity in all matters and extentions of limbs and the what not. Daves have the largest units, brains, and balls. Don't mess with a Dave.

1. Dude, I looked at Dave the wrong way and he flipped me upside down slapped me across the face with his massive wang. 2. Dave slathered me up with oil, making me loose and limber and only God and that poor goat know what happens next. 3. Ur Getting a Dave! 4. Rebohcs

By L0stc0ntent