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Conspiracy Theorist

1) Someone with a very open mind... it just happens that they are too open for their own good. 2) A swell way to become an attention whore. 3) A perfect way to waste away years of your life to find no reliable evidence what-so-ever.

Example: A classic 9/11 conspiracy- Fold a $20 bill in half, then fold one half up perpendicular to the othe half, do the same thing with the other half, *BING* You found the Pentagon burning down! Now flip it, you see the twin towers ablazing (which is disturbingly similar though...) Since the $20 bill's design was concieved in 1928 (over 4 decades when the towers were built), that's nothing more but a coincidence. >PS, Conspiracy Theorist, haha.

By Rockin' Ruler of Metallic Meyhem

Conspiracy Theorist

Paranoid, angry, or attention seeking wannabe college dropouts who think that by looking at shoddy footage of controversial events and mincing the words of eye witnesses they can piece together their own, delusional version of "The truth" about what REALLY happened that day. Tin foil hats may or may not be worn.

Everybody should listen to Conspiracy Theorists, they know "The truth" because they haven't been bought out by 'The Man' like those silly scientists. What do they know, what with their PhDs? And their testing? And their research? They obviously don't know shit about what REALLY happened. Just look at this video of the event, see that plane? IT'S A MISSILE.

By CommandoDude

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