What's on your mug?

A furry animal that hides in the tiniest of spaces just to jump out at you and scare the hell out of you.

Martha jumped when Tard the Grumpy Cat flew out of the laundry basket. Martha hated those kinds of cats.

By Crazypersonwholovescats

Depending on who you ask, they are the epitome of evil, the cutest thing alive, satan's babies, ninjas, ninja-satan-babies, those animals they don't give two cruds about, living rugs, fur with claws, claws with fur, teeth with fur and claws, teeth with claws, teeth with fur, fur with teeth, what you shouldn't step on, a catto, the stupidest things alive, the future world rulers, the things trying to kill you in your sleep, the things trying to protect you from the things trying to kill you in your sleep, aliens, carnivourous monsters, little angels, everyone's best friend, the bane of all existance, the thing that sits on you at three in the morning, or just a cat. I am sure I have missed at least 500 other definitions of cats. Publish your own description to fill in what I missed!

First person: There were feral cats in my backyard the other day. Second person: Satan's fur babies!?!?!?? Where!?!?!?? * pulls out crucifix * First person: Woah, calm down. Cats aren't satan's fur babies, they're ninjas. When you look for them, they're gone...... Second person: * muttering ancient chant to ward off evil *

By considerthefollowing

liquid

cats are liquid because they can take the shape of any container they’re in (like liquids do)

By marie0516

If you heard digga d’s daily supply you might have heard the bar “left that place when (cats) called why, we all sell drugs it’s natural” the meaning cats in street terms means nitty or a crackhead or a person desperate for drugs

Teraime-“yo bro the cats callin me right now should i fake a illness and go welfare try leave school and start shotting” Jamal-“yh bro you do that g”

By TMDviper

A cat is one of the most majestic fucking creatures to roam this earth. Most people aren’t cat people until they actually get a cat, considering most if not all dog people hate cats and want them to “die” but they’ve never had them in their life and think they’re evil. People think they’re lazy but some cats are actually really energetic; but some are lazy. You’ll have to deal with it. Why do i think cats are better? 1.because cats are actually funny 2.(most) cats smell fairly good 3.cats clean themselves while you have to give a dog a bath to have them not smell like shit (but wet dogs smell a lot worse) 4.if you had a bad day and a cat jumps on you, you can just push it slightly and it’s soft paws will glide off of you; while a dog will continue to attack you and jump on you. 5.cats don’t cost much. dogs require crates, leashes, collars, etc. 6.cats don’t take that much space 7.when you go on a vacation, a cat can go without you for more than a week. dogs can’t survive for 8 hours. 8.cats are perfectly fine with staying indoors 9.cats don’t pee on the floor. they pee in their litter box, unlike dogs, if you don’t let them out. 10. most dog lovers can admit that, if a ball not a dirty joke ;) is stuck under the couch, the dog is pretty noisy, and it can get pretty annoying. Anyway this is my opinion so don’t attack me because I have a reasonable opinion.

Example: Jason is a dog lover but Madison is a cat lover *Madison sees Jason with his dog] Madison: Aw, that’s cute. I love both animals but I prefer cats. *Jason sees Madison with her cat* Jason: eW! wHy ThE fUcK dO cAtS eVeN eXiSt? ThEy ArE uGlY AnD tHeY aRe FuCkInG TrAsH!!! cAtS sHoUlD fUcKiNg DIE!!!! THe neXt tImE i SeE a CaT i WiLL sHoOt iT iN tHe HeAd!!!! scRew CatS! dOgs aRe tHe beSsTTtT!!! *a week later Jason gets a cat* Jason: aww this cat is so cute lemme go to the pet store and get another one again, this is my opinion so don’t be a butthurt dog lover hating on me because i have an opinion. have a nice day!

By catgurl:3