a series of first person shooters that used be good. since modern warfare 2 it's nothing more then 8year olds screaming, camping, noobtubing, quickscoping, no-scoping, randomly running around knifing, and other acts that will surely get one killed, most likely "accidentally" shot by their own squad, during WWIII. Still, the campaign/offline multiplayer is rather good.
Do not ever buy call of duty for your 8year old son/brother!
By redharvest
the reason why many guys are still single
vanessa: "hey john would you like to go out on a date?" john: "no. im too busy playing call of duty." vanessa: "fucking low life"
By poison77
The lowest form of gaming that's still considered gaming. Call of duty is literally the same game with a new map every single year. Don't believe me? Call of duty 3's crash screen reads and I quote "call of duty 2 has crashed" The fanbase was originally alright but then children with parents who don't give a shit ruined it for everyone, forever. If you play call of duty and nothing else you are essentially the scum of the gaming community. If you believe call of duty is better then any game out there, not every, any of the other games out there then you are lower then the scum The entire series is now being milked dry by greedy developers and is honestly not worth playing in any way shape or form in it's current state.
Scum: Call of duty is the shit, everything else sucks :P Real gamer: Dude, call of duty has sucked since game 3 Scum: NO FUCK YOU FAG CALL OF DUTY IS THE SHIT WHAT DO YOU PLAY PORTAL? real gamer: Yeah because portal is actually fun and actually a game. Scum: IT SUCKS MY DICK LIKE YOUR WHORE MOM Real gamer: *Blocked*
By Blarny
The ultimate attractor of underaged 11 year olds. An epic campaign journey through Amurica where you kill the bad guy, and the developers throw in random story parts to make it seem like you are not ONLY killing the bad guy, even though you still are. The final "boss" is always about to kill you every time, but some miraculous detail saves you, such as: Slippy concrete, your friends ability to headlock, the bad guy being distracted by your friend who was just head locking him, your friend being nice enough to kill himself to help you kill the bad guy, the combination of the latter and water, your friend AGAIN, or your ability to miraculously catch 44. Magnum bulletsbeing thrown at you, and a convenient to the story mechanical arm. After you finish the same ending for the 14th time, dive into competitive multiplayer, where the 11 year olds have made their evil nests. Create your own load out for the next mission with cool weapons, gadgets, and perks. Meet the youtubers who devote their lives to this game, and can casually get the game ending 25 kill chain that makes you want to destroy your console, like lots of people do. (Seriously, go look up "Kid smashes Xbox on call of duty"). Then play the survival mode of the game, with either ZOMBIES, ALIENS, OR MORE ZOMBIES. Have fun. LAG CHANGES EVERYTHING.
Yesterday on call of duty, a 2 year old cursed at me like 57 times!
By Tacoman417
1. A silent call to enlist in the military 2. An overrated piece of crap that baits lifeless 10-year olds into thinking war is a game.
Idiot: 1M4 G0 PL4Y C0D Another Idiot: G00D! 1'LL J01N Y0UR S3RV3R Person: There's more to the Call of Duty than THAT... Idiot: D3R3 1S? *mind is blown*
By InvisibleWater