British alternate term for American vulgar term Beaver. Badgers have a stripe on the forehead, Beavers or Pussy are parted with a pink stripe i.e. the labia or pussy lips. One can also go badger baiting!
"Wouldn't mind licking her badger" Or, "I fancy going badger baiting tonite."
By D Stanley
Simple meaning bad banter
Ellie: *tells dead joke/anti-climactic story that lasts at least half an hour* Everyone else: Bloody hell that was some serious badger Ellie
By Banton!x
an unattractive sub-species of the cougar; whereas the term "cougar" commonly refers to a mature female on the prowl, the term "badger" can bring to mind a fugly cougar.
Johnny went off on a cougar hunt last night, had too much to drink, and ended up spearing a badger.
By susansh
A late developing, pre-pubescent child (usually male) who is amongst the last in his class to develop hair around the you-know-where. Neologism possibly derived from/confined to Worcestershire, England area.
"That Adam Lallana, can you believe he's still a badger?" - Schoolkid, right before aforementioned Lallana runs off to tell teacher, crying like a bitch.
By Purplehornet
Adjective. Complete confusion about a certain situation. Not in possession of one's mental faculties.
"Thank you for explaining but I'm completely badger." After Sean's explanation, Lewis was badger and speechless.
By It's Coach Frank