What's on your mug?

Like a pancake with syrup traps.

By Whitey

To shit on someone's laptop keyboard, then close the screen on it.

I locked my computer so no one could meatspin me, but I got waffled instead. I just peeled this piece of shit off my keyboard and it looks like a waffle.

By The Weatherman

To talk unendingly, with no point to your conversation about totally idiotic things. Spamming on chat rooms is a case of waffling.

"You waffle something awful" "What are you waffling about?"

By Andrew Kirkman

Something large and syrup covered. Sometimes can be shiny and distracting to steal own the gaze of any onlooking. Especially useful in awkward situations, arguments, or any other need for an excuse to stop conversation or change the subject.

Go on girl, shake a waffle at it!

By Jizzjizz

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

By Juancho