What's on your mug?

To destroy something, usually a car.

"Why did you total my car, you asshole!?"

By Tom

Something to eat there's nothing to eat for breakfast

Guy 1: Hey there's nothing to eat for breakfast Guy 2: There's cereal right here Guy 1: Oh that's total, I don't really like that Guy 2: DON'T TALK SHIT ABOUT TOTAL! ~Tourette's guy

By Martyre gall

Medical slang. A patient who needs everything done for him; a patient who can't do anything for himself.

I was up all night taking care of a total.

By Mouthful

Adjective approximating to extremely, used to emphasise everything. Contraction of totally

1. That wiz jus' total not on

By Cola

total can be used to replace lots of words. it means the ultimate of something. so if you say “your outfit is total” it mean your outfit is the best. or if you were describing a hot boy as total it means he’s totally hot. if soemone it total it means they’re the best.

“omg your outfit is total!” girl1: “can you please do me a favour” girl2: “yes of course” girl1: “ugh you’re total, thank you so much girl1: “have you seen the new boy at school?!” girl2: “duh he’s total” girl1: “so fit”

By pink snake