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A week where all the dumb kids go to Cancun and all the level headed people get to relax.

Ahh, spring break, cleansing my town of idiots.

By derkaderk

The time of school year where college aged young adults and some high school students (In March or April) descend upon vacation resorts such as Cabo, Cancun, Miami, and other sunny locales to partake in much debauchery which usually results in hangovers, a burning sensation when urinating, strange discharge coming from various orifices, interesting pictures, and great memories!

Girl 1: "Hey, have you heard about the new spring break hot spot?" Girl 2: "No, where is it?" Girl 1: "Intercourse Pennsylania! Amish country! I can't wait to get freaky at the barn raising! MTV is going to be there! I gotta go out and buy an apron to go with my dress!"

By metoo

Why my mattress is no longer comfortable.

Argh, that stupid spring broke AGAIN. Now I'll never get to sleep!

By Lady Chevalier

The tease whore little sister of summer vacation.

Man, Spring Break is such a tease.

By Jackie Chan's barber

A week long recess from the cofines of rigid college life. Many students participate in such acts as: heavy drinking, pot smoking, having sex, tanning on various beaches, and generally passing out. These is often done with a large groups of friends who all want to party hard and have a good time, while simultaneously erasing all memories of academia (and all-night study attempts) from their lives. Many blackmail pictures ensue from this week-long trip, relationships dissolve, and grades slip another notch.

"Spring Break was insane: the police broke-up our parties twice, one girl got caught with marijuanna, and april had sex with chad!"

By sarah