What's on your mug?

The act of spooning with the addition of an erection.

we fell asleep... then when i woke up in the morning, he was totally sporking me!

By Rosie

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.

Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it. George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover. (An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)

By psthebirdbites

An phenomenon that occurs when a man and a woman are spooning, and the man gets an erection. Often leads to either anal sex, or a restraining order, or in rare cases, both.

Kimberly: I thought we were just spooning, but then I felt something hard between my ass cheeks and realized we were sporking. Jessica: Cool.

By quockmacs

to stab someone with a spork

that fucker is sporking everyone

By Joe fourpack

Sporking is a phenomenon experienced only by the male of the species. Simply defined 'Spork' is the awkward boner that the male develops during non-sexual cuddling with a friend of the attractive sex. More specifically it is the time before the friend discovers said boner when the male has to move around a little bit to hide it. Generated from the phrase, "Innocent cuddling? Right. We all know what happens there. Spooning leads to Forking!"

Dude, after everyone left the cuddle pile last night it was just me a Sally, and i was totally sporking.

By the Domes (eli, ruthie, et al)