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soccer

The world's best sport. To the american football fans that bash it saying it involves no skill, try the following: 1. Put a ball in the upper corner with 5 men blocking your way 2. Drible 3 players without getting the ball stolen 3. Keep the ball in the air for 10 minutes straight without using your hands. When you can acheive it, then tell me soccer needs no skill. About you saying it's a "pussy" sport, there are soccer players that play with broken hands and/or fingers (because it is FOOTball), you can badly damage your knee, legs, ankles, etc because you only use shin protection.

Soccer pwns american football

By Soccer pwns j00

soccer

The most criticized sport in the United States because of "low scoring, no contact, look gay, fags, blah blah".. when actually its the best sport in the world. It is normally dissed by American Football players that feel they are "men" because they wear a shitload of pads and run for 5 seconds at a time. Most of the time, the hot ladies end up with a soccer player.

American Football player - How did he get that fine girl? Hot girl - He plays soccer. I love soccer players. American Football player - Damn. My penis is small. Soccer player - Ho Ho Ho.. I'm the man.

By SirLeche

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