What's on your mug?

Slang term for dick

His shmeat was hard as fuck

By kylieg17

To have, small penis. Roughly no more then 3 inches. No more girth then 2 inches.

Danny has a serious case of shmeat.

By Rheptar.

extremely small penis

tommy got that shmeat

By drizzyaf

1. The word used to refer to a hilariously small penis 2. The one thing that justin bieber eats for breakfast, lunch, dinner, and snacks.

I saw Christian getting into some compression pants in gym today. He got some Shmeat!!!

By Bustin' balls

n., a lab-created meat product; essentially, animal tissue which has been cultured for the purpose of consumption without harm to animals.

PETA is a fan of shmeat.

By Joe Vegetarian