SFB
Acronym for SHIT FOR BRAINS. A descriptor for stupid [people] and [people] who either do not think or lack a capacity to think. A total [idiot].
Example 1: That SFB over there is picking a fight with a cop. I [bet] he wins a Darwin Award. Example 2: [Pilot]: Seatack Air traffic control, this is N50669 and I need a landing clearance now. I can n [o] longer maintain a holding pattern. I am getting a five minute warning on my fuel gauges. Air Traffic Controller: N50669, maintain holding pattern until advised to land. [Pilot]: Seatack Air Traffic Control, What is your malfunction SFB? I am 30 seconds into a five minute warning light on my fuel gauges Either you give me a clearance now or I am putting this [bird] down on top of another airliner because in about [four] minuets I will be graivity's bitch. Air Traffic Controller: N50669, you do not have landing clearance. Pilot: Air Traffic Control, Listen SFB, I am at 3 minuets and thirty seconds and counting as I am running out of fuel. I am on approach and the two of us can discuss this malfunction face to face when I land this [bird]. I am declaring an emergency landing so make way because daddy is coming home! Example 3: Your [dog] is so stupid you should have named him SFB. What does that [mean]? You [dog] has Shit For Brains.
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