What's on your mug?

a cigarette.

Dude 1: "Damn! I only have one schmag left!" Dude 2: "Better head to 7-11."

By stirling78

An unkown, sticky, wet substance forund in an unusual place

gross! i just got schmag on my hand from the glass

By glorygirl

1. Disgusting, gelatinous mass 2. Any article suggestive of schmag or of equal relative value to schmag

Dude, get your schmag off my bed.

By D.B.

overweight unattractive cougar with to much makeup that hits on men at closing time.

the schmag relentlessly hit on the young man

By spikola

an unwanted facebook tag

Dude, I had to remove that schmag for The Utah Bear Alliance before my boss saw it.

By macuum