put the fucking lotion in the basket
A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind" Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!" Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?" Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
By zeromyhero