What's on your mug?

A bald-headed black man

I loves me a milk dud!

By Valinda

Boobs that have had such extensive plastic surgery that they no longer lactate.

Julie: "Did you hear that Jenny is pregnant?" Katie: "Yea, how will she feed her kids with that pair of milk duds she hauls around?"

By Mr. Magnum

A cow that no longer gives milk.

Previously a top producer on the ranch, that Geraldine is now a certified milk dud.

By Prarie Sequin

the male anal g-spot

Craig likes it when Doug goes for the milk dud.

By babygreen

When you put a dab in the tip of your dick and cum into your nail for a milky hit from your rig.

I burnt my dick doing this milk dud but I'm so high I can't even feel it yet.

By Boner negro