What's on your mug?

Filters are used to make your selfies look better

"Look at her selfie! She so used a filter!"

By motavator1312131

An intangilbe device that determines which thoughts to actually say out loud to another human being.

"My sister says some dumb shit, she was born without a filter."

By Benbejammin

To empty the tank...to let the boys go swimming... I’m talking about jacking your dick ladies and gentlemen. When a man gets backed up, he needs to filter, to get out with the old, and bring in the new. Without filtering you’d get prostate cancer.

I love to filter!!!

By STEPMOMPINGASRRR

1. To think. 2. To make an incorrect assumption, assessment or interpretation. 3. To screw something up through bungled or inept actions.

1. Whatcha filter about that thing with the things? 2. You didn't hear the first part of what we were talking about. You had a filter on the whole conversation. 3. He didn't read the directions while he was making it, so he was halfway finished before he realized that he'd filtered it, big time.

By exitflagger

a place where all of the shit collects something used to seperate unwanted materials from wanted materials. the unwanted materials stick with the filter.

Mr. Dulles used a filter to seperate the grounds out of his coffee. The Sanitation Department filters the shit out of the sewage before sending it to the treatment plant.

By idkfa