What's on your mug?

One who does for profit what a chemist does for fun. See also Prostitute.

What's the difference between a chemical engineer and a chemist? about 20 grand.

By Aboganza

A motherfucker who sold their soul to hours upon hours of endless studying and crying because they want to make bank starting out of college. Done so in only 4 to 5 years.

Little Billy decided to become a chemical engineer. He hasn't laughed or smiled in 8 years.

By whyGodwhyyyy

A person who knows enough chemistry to confuse a chemist, enough math to confuse a mathematician, and enough physics to confuse themselves.

Chemical Engineer: "hear this one. An electron and a positron walk into a bar" *awkward pause* Person: "And, what happens?" Chemical Engineer: "yea it still confuses me as well"

By YoBoiVsauce67

(1) a stupid son of a bitch who didn't know what he was getting himself into. (2) one who hates electrical and mechanical engineering but still wants to make money when he finishes college

Look at that bitch, he's a chemical engineer. Dude he must be high

By zippi

(1) Someone who wishes he or she was cool enough to do electrical engineering, but had to settle for something lower (2) An individual who chooses to go through the hell of extremely hard classes, ergo an individual who hates themself

Tony is a chemical engineer because he enjoys suffering and pain.

By engrman