What's on your mug?

A candidate is the prospective recipient of an award or honor or a person seeking or being considered for some kind of position. A sweat-inducing fecal discharge you enter in to the Poop of the Year competition, usually characterized by teeth-grinding, hole burning and otherwise uncomfortable toilet sitting. Afterward; a sense of transcendence and accomplishment followed by peace and happiness/better fitting pants. Sarah Palin

Bob: Dude you OK? You: Yeah, I just dropped off a candidate at the ballot box Bob: Candidate? For what? You: Poop of the Year

By Redeye Knight

Someone who you think might be worthy of dating. Usually just a really hot chick who'd you think you'd like to get to know and see if you want to date her. If after you get to know them a little, and you still think they are a candidate - thats pretty damn rare and u better think bout getting a ring =P

See that one over there? The one by the orange ruffy, yeah. She's a candidate! Damn son, that chick I been dating really is a candidate, omg.

By the Marz

The fictional character a politician creates in order to win an election, complete with many lies and promises that will not be kept.

Everybody loved the Candidate Barack Obama. A brilliant speaker, extremely inspirational, and capable of making anyone scream with patriotism. However, while his presidency wasn't horrific, it wasn't nearly as good as he made us think it would be when he was the Candidate. He fumbled the handoff, the easiest play in sports, and gave us Trump and Biden. He needs to atone for that one.

By Publius0987