What's on your mug?

Jake Paul

Person 1: How did you get cancer? Person 2: I watched Jake Paul

By cheesefanatic

Logan and Jake Paul, Morgz, and other cunts who make a living abusing themselves and family members, AND clickbaiting 7 year olds into thinking they’re watching p0rn. WE HAVE A CRISIS ON OUR HANDS!!!

Parent: Exactly why does my child have cancer? Doctor: Cancerous YouTubers. Parent: Fuck

By IssacIsALoser

Tik Tok.

"Maybe I'll be Tracer–" "I'm already Tracer" "Hit or Miss, I guess they never miss, huh?" Synonyms for Tik Tok: cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer, cancer.

By excuse me wtf

A cruel, heartless, monstrous, uncaring disease that doesn't discriminate when choosing a victim. A disease that brings anguish and heartbreak to people and families who don't deserve it, and is known to cruelly take away those that people love and care about. Those who have and battle cancer are among the bravest individuals on the planet, and they should be considered heroes for the sheer amount of courage and intestinal fortitude they display.

My friend was diagnosed with cancer recently, I'm praying that he'll be able to beat it

By Metallicajunkie

A disease lacking a sense of humor.

Damn, Cancer, you really killed that dude.

By Anonymous