You suck at life.
The ultimate come back.
Teacher: You need to get your grades up, and stop slacking off. Dan: WOW, you suck at life. _____________________________ You may go to collage for free because you run fast, you may have a 4.0 gpa and have lots of money and grow up to be a doctor, get married to some football player and have a buch of sucsessful kids. BUT you suck at life and there is nothing you can do about it.
By Gummby