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Corporate Jargon for What The Fuck.

Dear jim, I have not yet received the Alabama case files I asked you to Send. Please Advise. John

By notGandalf

An extremely stuffy phrase used by business executives to close emails when they don't understand how to ask a real question. It basically means "Please use your imagination to figure out what the fuck I need to know to make a decision on this item without making me look like an idiot in front of all the people I CCed" "Please Advise" is typically used in place of "Thanks" in formatting an email. It is very passive aggressive. Always assume that the user of the phrase "please advise" is a college graduate that follows the advice of his professors to a T... Even 15 years later..

Dear Luke, I recently got a call from Alex in LA telling me that we're out of blinkity blank in California so the blippity blue isn't working. What-the-fuck what-the-fuck we're losing 15k a day what-the-fuck save me please. Please Advise, John

By ldemi

The proverbial business bitchslap.

Hi Carrie, How are you? Happy Monday! I was wondering when you were going to get me that quote I asked for last week. If we don't get the ball rolling ASAP my client will look for another company. Please advise. All the best, Christine.

By eventjubilee

A term often used by the less educated when complaining in order to add emphasis and terror to a normally minor issue. Typically used to boost the complainants self esteem for their lack of education when it comes to reading and writing.

“Hi I ordered 2 ov these and onli got 1 I not happy please advise

By Tonytwotins