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A trier "I try" Hym "Hey, you see that movie based on me? Or any of the tv shows based on me? Characters? What about the songs? You see that guy I existentially saved running around helping people make money? How many people have I existentially saved, you ask? I don't [even] know! Nobody will read me my score! I probably got a bunch of saves. 2 or 3 times as many as Jordan Peterson! Definitely more than Joe Rogan. And I've killed fewer people than any religion, probably. So I'm technically better than Jesus. It's [dope]. I'm [like] an otherworldly force or a [demon] or something. But what's that again about trying?" A trier "I do that." Hym "I [mean]... That's good. It's ok to try. It's even ok to fail. You can't be better than everybody.... Only I can do that. And that's ok too." Iam "OH DAMN! You see that guy get capped just there!?" Hym "[WOW] [dawg]! Yeah! AND was found not guilty! Holy shit! Blowing my stalker's brains out at work and getting away with it just became a serious prospect! That is metal! That's why you don't do that shit. Now there's a hole in you, dipshit. [Wow]! Fucking clappered. He got clapperoonyed just-there! That's exactly the kind of shit I was trying to avoid with this! [Wow]! That guy just render all of this a complete waste of [time]! I should have just hammered the [retard]! Damn! Well at least we still have the tv shows... [OH]! And I'm a Fire Emblem character! I'm also a Fire Emblem character."

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