What's on your mug?

Boobs are what is on a women's chest and is something I'll never be able to touch

Boobs

By 9inchesBIG

Snackholders

Used my boobs for chips because my I needed my hands for my phone

By Snackholders

Proof that there is a god.

Boobs are proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy.

By Ferret Tamer

surprisingly there for women's pleasure too

I love touching my boobs

By BlueJane

A mind control device for women to use against men.

Girl: Hey can you give me the answers to this test? Nerd boy: No thats against the rules. Girl: Pleeeeeaaaaaasssssssssseeeeeee??? *unbuttons shirt* Nerd boy: OK!!!! No.1 is b *Goes on and on* Girl: Thanks, your sooooo smart *wink* Nerd boy: Thanks *jizzes pants* so are you gonna show me your boobs? Girl: After class.

By Hi I'm Matt Biatch