What's on your mug?

a condition, commonly contracted at the beach, in which a male has sand on his testicles, very uncomfortable

god, i let them bury me in the sand and i came out with a massive case of beach balls

By beachballa

a condition that causes shrinkage of a man's testicles when exposed to cold water, especially common at the beach. also called, pool balls, hairy walnut, or salt-water nuts. always a source of great laughter.

did you hook up with that beach bunny? no way possible after she saw the beach balls. she just couldn't stop laughing long enough to be serious.

By SCRhollywood

Sandy balls from a day at the beach

My friend was at the beach all day and had sand in his pants. He had beach balls.

By shadow12314