What's on your mug?

A miniature robotic vessel that enters through the anus> pronounce Ass-Droid

That asteroid was very uncomfortable in an interesting way.

By Super Ditsydus

Any vehicle, especially on the Interstate, driving ten or more miles an hour under the speed limit. See also asteroid field.

All these asteroids puttering down the road are killing me.

By Whitebred

Any rock floating about in outer space. There is a whole bunch of suck rocks floating about in outer space between the earth and mars, and this is known as the asteroid belt. When a stray asteroid gets heavily influenced by a planet's gravitation field, when it strays to close to the said planet, and eventually ends up crashing into that planet, the asteroid becomes a meteorite. If it does not end up crashing in, but grazes the atmosphere, or burns up in the aire itself, it is known as a meteor.

One of the largest asteroids is named after the gaulish God of the sky, Tautatis.

By Gunkglumb

The fattest thing at a party. You wouldn't fuck her, but you'd let her suck your dick.

Were there any girls at that party?" "Yeah, but there was an asteroid, too." "Oh. Gross. Did you fuck her?" "No, but I let her suck my dick.

By JustUsGuys

One Hugh shit, like having a kid!

Dude i just laid an asteriod! dude yo face looks like an astroid.

By Nooch