Vapepyer

A Vapepyer Is an actual person that that subsists by feeding on the annoyance (in the form of copious clouds of electronic cigarette smoke) of the living. Vapepyers are creatures that often visit crowded areas and cause mischief or deaths in the neighborhoods they inhabit. They can be seen in wearing an assortment of clothing from hooded jackets, shaded glasses and/or flat brim ball caps. They are often gaunt and pale and can be identified by phallically fisting space-pens into their faces and expelling excessive amounts of childish flavored clouds of toxic smoke, contributing to a nationwide rise in smug. Vapepyers cannot exist outside the light of social media.