Superior WI

The greatest city in the universe, hence the name “Superior.” People in Superior think they are better than you. They believe they can out drink you, out think you, and out work you. While visitors might think local residents are delusional for thinking such thoughts, the locals don’t give two shits about your opinions for they are, after all, Superior and far above your negative jealousy. Over 25,000 Chuck Norris wannabes reside here. No one has ever failed a class here. The mayor wears a Superman outfit and stands proudly in front of the city hall. The city can be found on the western most point of the largest freshwater lake in the world called, of course, Lake Superior.