StarBlast

A fuckin weirdo. You know what I said the first time i met him??? I said "WHAT THE FUCK?! FUCK YOU, STARBALLS! YOU SEE THIS BADGE? I GOT IT FOR BEATIN' FIFTY KIDS IN A ROW! THAT'S RIGHT, STARBUTT—YOU'RE FUCKED! I LOOOVE BEATIN' CHILDREN! I'M FUCKIN' WIRED RIGHT NOW! OVERPOWERIN' KIDS BUILDS MY SELF-ESTEEM! STARBITCH, YOU EVER RIDDEN A HORSE? AREN'T THOSE THINGS FUCKIN' WEIRD? HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ONE OF THEIR DICKS?? I REMEMBER THE FIRST TIME I SAW ONE, I FELT LIKE LESS OF A MAN AND FOR YEARS I SUFFERED FROM GENDER IDENTITY ISSUES UNTIL I BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA MY FIRST CHILD! I LOOVE CHILDREN TEARS! THE SUN'LL COME OUUUT~~ TO-MORROW! JUST NOT FO YO BITCH ASS; I'M CHOKIN YO LIGHTS OUT! FUCKIN STARBALLS, YOU GETTIN' YO ASS WHOPPED! I WISH I HAD SOMEONE AROUND WHEN I WAS A KID TO BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA ME LIKE THIS! YOU BITCH! EVEN AS A KID I KNEW I NEEDED TO GET MY ASS BEAT BUT NOBODY WOULD EVER HIT ME! DO YOU KNOW HOW TRAUMATIC THAT SHIT IS? I HAD THE WORST CHILDHOOD EVER! ALL I WANTED WAS FOR MY DAD TO REALLY JUST WHIP MY ASS! BUT NOBODY EVER DID! YOU KIDS HAVE IT SO EASY NOWADAYS! YOU KNOW WHAT? I'M GONNA CHOKE THE SHIT OUTTA YOU HARDER NOW— YOU FUCKIN' DICK!" He is the bitchiest piece of sigma shit i have ever met, he makes me want to fucking kill myself. This piece of genuine fart shit cock sucking dumbass gives me another reason to kill myself. Out of 9,082,123,418 reasons he is number 16. FUCK YOU STARBITCH OR STARBALLS OR WHATEVER THE ACTUAL FUCK YOUR NAME IS!!