Squelchmaxxing

When you cover yourself in Vaseline and get in a tightly enclosed space like a tub or a closet with a hardwood floor, coat the surface with glycerin, and proceed to move about as fast as physically possible. A typical squelch session will end with either being ejected from said space, concussing against the borders of said space, or passing out from exhaustion and/or an unforeseen allergic reaction to the glycerin. Squelching takes place in what's commonly referred to as a squelch laboratory, or in parts of the Midwest, a squelchatorium. Competitive squelchmaxxing is graded upon longevity of the squelch, as well as the peak and average squelch velocity.