shitty uncle

The shitty uncle is the uncle that did some time in prison for some shit he can't talk about. He listens to limp bizkit cannibal corpse. Sometimes he's called the drunkle because he gets fucked up on bottles on top of bottles and tells funny fucked ass story's. Shitty uncle isn't all bad he keeps shit real and straight forward and loves his family THE STORY OF THE SHITTY UNCLE To begin this story we have no choice but to start from the beginning he starts off just a brain dead baby in the middle of Ma and Pa's trailer with little responsiblity his soft spot used as an ash tray, holding dad's beer an and watching over the house when his parents are out on a coke binge. Through his 20s he's just in and out of prison doing crime for dirty dime in and out of shitty relationships with all his prized shitty aunts who are sweet but out of there FUCKING MIND Requirements to be The Shitty Uncle :must die at the age of 45 or disappear off the face of the earth :burklesnatch your nephews face at least 5 times a visit :were a wife beater and baggy shorts, backwards cap with a goatee and bald :Be skinny but muscular :live the peice of shit life :punk is your main comeback or some drunk shit :must pull the most devious pranks on your nephew and toughen him up and protect your neice with your life :and you have to get knocked tf out by a 7ft black dude who weighs 300 pounds ripped sorry it's just the rules :can only date sweet psycho women= shitty aunts