Red Sox

A baseball team that earns nothing in the 84 years it takes them to win a world series, as well as being a load of overpaid lucky players, who then accuse a rival of being overpaid themselves, thus contradicting themselves. They have not really earned any of the titles they have earned and are merely a product of a bored media that needed a way to create buzz between the winningest team in sports and a seeming "rival", though statistically it is clear that there is none. Their fans are a large bandwagoning group of chowder consuming baby rapists who desire nothing more than to eat their own young after raping them and will mary no one unless at least their cousin but preferably their siblings or parents. They prefer the logo of a pair of filthy sox over the first letter of the city they represent. They are more commonly known as the Red Sux and "The Nation" ignoring the fact that an empire is larger than a nation, proving even further that not only is Boston less educated but also willing to concede the fact that they are nothing compared to New York and the Yankees.