pirate costume
A pirate costume consists most typically of three basic components: - a shirt (not a t-shirt) - full-length trousers - a belt - a vest It is then accessorised with some of the following: - a plastic or cardboard sword - a headscarf or bandana - a hook - an eyepatch - a parrot The following rules concern the wearing of pirate costumes: 1. Each person may own only one pirate costume. 2. One must drink alcohol whenever wearing a pirate costume. 3. Pirate costumes may never be washed, unless the pirate jumps into a natural body of water while wearing the costume. 4. If three pirates high-five to a rule, then it becomes law for all pirates at all future pirate-nights. 5. Pirate laws may never be made up while not dressed as pirates. 6. Pirate costumes overrule any theme: i.e., one may go to any themed occasion at which there is alcohol in a pirate costume.
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Measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm). Pro tip: Measure one of your t-shirts at home and compare!
A - Length
Measure from the top of the collar to the bottom hem
B - Width
Measure across the chest from armpit to armpit
Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |