perijstocia 2.0
An insidious fictional country run by the mega corporation QDR (Queried, Developed, Revolutionized). The president is a mascot of the country while corporations have more leverage in politics. The senate is highly corrupted and bribed by QDR to impose the most draconian laws even worse than of North Korea. On the 2nd of every month, Perijstocia unleashes a torrent of secret police cronies to inspect the streets for cleanliness. if the police spot even a single crack on the road or a miniscule piece plastic, everyone in adjacent blocks are punished as well as their entire lineage. QDR is also hypocritical as fuck because they orchestrate terrorist attacks against their own citizens to blame minorities. Perijstocia is a xenophobic state that artificially prolongs wars for centuries just to spite the minorities. Schools are a weapon of control since children are expected to not believe what they feel nor see. Teachers often teach kids that whatever they see (whether a "prosperous" city or fireworks or anything), children believe in fact that whatever they're seeing is fake and that their brains are tricking them. What's hilarious is that Perijstocia is heavily reliant of Azortozhan electricity and Khian electronics where Perijstocia pays 500,000,000$ a month to Azortozha for electricity. Perijstocia's power grids are so ass that they blackout every 2 hours. QDR says they created revolutionary technologies while not acknowledging their reliance on Khia for chips and R&D.
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
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| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
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