Pepsi of Death

A nauseating drink that will get you nearly banned from any Pizza World gourmet pizza parlor in your area. Recipe: Start with a glass of regular Pepsi mixed with Dr. Pepper and Root Beer, then add way too much salt and Sweet’n’Low to the drink, mix thoroughly; if you have some undissolved salt and Sweet’n’Low at the bottom, that means you added enough. Next, sprinkle pepper flakes on top of the drink, creating a layer of them where you can pile on copious amounts of parmesan cheese, creating the signature foam that only people who should be feared will drink. Plunge a straw through the foam and bon appétit.