Morales

A Morales is a person who is unintentionally hilarious simply by existing. Someone who is violently obsessed with the Dodgers despite having the athletic ability of a baked potato. Wears a hat with a few confused strands of hair poking out like they’re trying to escape, usually sings every song with full confidence and zero correct lyrics, and somehow waits until the last possible second to do his job and then screams at everyone else like they dropped the ball. He also snores like a chainsaw in a log cabin, yet somehow sleeps there looking sweet and innocent, which honestly feels disrespectful. A Morales is chaotic, lovable, and the funniest disaster you’ll ever meet.