livmon Tee
Someone who will screw you over every time and then expect more. He will offer you your own stuff back or what he owes you in exchange for sex because no one will bang him for free. He will always be a pussy, well not a pussy because he doesn't have the depth or capacity to give anyone pleasure so... little punk ass bitch might be a better term, unless he's at a chevron gas station where there are cameras and then he turns into a monkey banging his chest acting tough when an hour before at the park he almost wets himself when you just show up. He has 0 redeeming qualities as a human being. Make sure to guard your ideas, inventions, money and car or he will jack you. He is a very good actor.. makes you believe every word he says and turns around and cold heartedly does the exact opposite (when he's in a safe place of coarse). He sends unsolicited dick pics to everyone he knows half the time it isn't even of his. He especially likes to take advantage of struggling single moms and people with big hearts who just want to help. Honestly it would have done the world good had his mother just swallowed him instead.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!