lid

A language spoken predominately by 12-30 year old males in the Liverpool Area. If you are unable to speak Lid or lad as it is more commonly known, you may become subject to a severe beating. The vocabulary of the language consists of few actual words, but can be confused with broken English. While using the transport network in Liverpool, you may come across the lid language. If you have the misfortune to come across speakers of lid, remember to use your trusty elephant gun to blow their brains away. If you dont take this course of action, you will loose 1 IQ point for every minute you are exposed to the inane non-sensical banter. The language evoloved out of the belief that it is "gay" to use a word with more than three letters.