Letenjistle Tee
A person who's existence inadvertently creates a ripple effect in it's surrounding environment leading you to do the electric slide while narrating Sylvia Plath in a Scottish accent simultaneously causing any/all persons adjacent to have explosive diarrhea. Letenjistlic tendencies are seen largely within populations of young people, women going through menopause, and emo man-scapers who attend inner metropolitan focus groups held in old brothels. If you are an older male past the age of 35 showing Letenjistlic symptoms, then you are considered to be at risk of Letenjazstlia, or "the yazz-lia". Since early Mesopotamia, Letengistles and yazz-lias have occupied most of the major Quiznos and Chili's Restaurants - in fact, they now own all of them. They are seen within the major digital epicenters, like Pokemon GO! Raid Gyms, or YouTube hangout rooms. If you feel you have Letenjistlic symptoms: 1. Take a walk wearing khakis and a turtleneck, but not blindfolded. 2. Take your right index finger, coat it in peanut butter, say nothing to your co-workers. All day. When the days over, go wash your hands because that's gross. Then, throw out the paper towels you used. Then, drive safely home, this time with gusto. Don't make that usual meal for dinner - instead, fast and/or silently demonstrate outside of a Quiznos or Chilis. 3. Go to your local KOHLS, walk up to the cashier with no items and say "Do it" in a Darth Sidius accent, then walk out the doors like you own the place.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!