Frankenfutz
(Franken)- a haphazardly assembled monstrosity (Futz)-Swiss-German slang for female genitalia Definition= A Frankenfutz is the mangled remains of someones physical assortment of sexual organs after undergoing a procedure to surgically attempt a gender reassignment surgery. After thoroughly mutilating, disfiguring and extensively vandalizing, and downright disrespecting their ooozing festering genitals to visually replicate the genitals of their preferred gender. The newly created "Penis" or/(and?) Vagina(ish?) is intended to serve as a poorly functioning, disfigured, 5th grade quality, science project gone awry, sad dog shit excuse for the real deal, that new creation is known as a "Frakenfutz" . We must protect those precious god given lovey bits, bumps, bevels, bulges and branches on the bros and in bitches that we all long and lust for. Female to Male post op genitals resemble a tiny finger puppet of a severe burn victim, or an extra long skinny fungal growth . Male to Female post op genitals resemble cock origami scrapple flapps or a pile of hamburger after a grenade went off in it .
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