Floobinatorous Tee
Latin name: {flunkitus floobinus} A dinosaur discovered years ago, long forgotten because it was not deemed fit to even be recognized by documented history. Fossilized remains of this shunned dinosaur were found deep in the earth, way back in 1934, but have been hidden from society ever since. There have been rumours that the once-alive creature seemed to have been so ridiculously boring that scientists completely disregarded it as a species, and moved on to more interesting dinosaurs instead. The "Floobinatorous" as it was named, was said to be a large, hairless, oblong-shaped animal, measuring around 3 metres long in some cases. It had no extremities to speak of and apparently had no way of moving. The enormous ribcage and tiny skull that were found at the excavation site lead scientists to believe that the Floobinatorous had a miniscule brain, but had a body mass made almost entirely of fat, forcing them to conclude that it was paralytic for it's entire life; only using enough brain power to slowly burn off it's own fat and perform basic bodily functions, until it died. There was no evidence that it had eyes or ears, but scientists are sure it must have had nostrils somewhere, so that respiration could take place. Only one Floobinatorous has ever been discovered so some believe it must have been a genetic mutant, or the horrible result of some prehistoric inbreeding. Either way, we will never know and undoubtedly might never find out, much more about this useless beast.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.