Dwarftardtradamus

Although short statured, this big personality is often self-described as the "most popular in all of <insert birth county >. He or she is curious and perceptive, often displaying expertise in naming shoe brands and guessing ages based on unsolicited hand interpretation. Because of their interest in human behavior, they are often able to accidentally predict the future and also generalize personality types without flaw, based solely on first name. Dwarftardtradamus is a social and jovial creature, often offering to be the brunt of jokes to lighten a serious situation, like employment.