Culture on the Can

noun / verb / lifestyle kul-chur on thuh kan 1. The act of consuming culture while on the can. Literally. Figuratively. Religiously. 2. A creative agency born from the sacred scroll — crafting and curating binge-worthy, bite-sized content made for the porcelain throne. 3. That moment when your legs go numb, but you still can’t stop scrolling. 4. Where internet culture meets bathroom breaks. Fast. Funny. Unfiltered. Raw. Maybe a little too relatable. 5. A modern ritual. A movement (in more ways than one). The place where short-form genius, real talk, and your best ideas collide — while you’re handling your other business. 6. Where you go for a little peace and quiet — to laugh, think, and learn something about the world, all without leaving the stall. 7. We all get cultured on the can. 8. The toilet of popularity — the internet’s porcelain throne.