craiggubser Tee
Strong, sexy, determined, stubborn, protective, hard-working, self-sufficient outdoorsman, & prideful concrete extraordinaire. On the outside he may come off as an independent, no nonsense bachelor with no time & no interest in anything but his work, but if you ever get the chance (if he ever lets you) to look into his gorgeous, deep brown, puppy-dog eyes, you'll see a glimpse of the tender, bruised but beautiful & loving soul that lives inside. His heart is so caring & so big, full of so much love & so many hugs, yet no knowledge of how to use or receive love and is terrified to learn for fear of being abandoned & forgotten. Craiggubser is talented, manly, hilarious, thoughtful, creative, loving, spontaneous, quiet, & fun. Failure is never an option for him & he is just as deserving of love & happiness as anyone is. Any woman that plans on winning the heart of craiggubser must first win the heart of his daughter, for she is & always will be his #1 & his best friend. The lucky woman that wins both his daughter's and his heart better appreciate what an amazing man & protector she has by never letting him forget that he is her hero.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.