Coco Status Tee
In reference to Ice-T's H.A.M. of a wife. Do prostitutes look at you and say Damn? Is your wardrobe 50% spandex? Are 50% of your shoes 4 inches or higher and have clear heels? On your myspace page do all of your pictures show yo' booty in the air or titties out for all to see? Do your man wear gators? In pictures do yours and your mans outfits match? Do you call your man "Baby Poo"? Does he call you "Bitch, get over here!" Do your sons friends want to "hit that"? Do you still line your lips? Do people side-eye you and say "Jesus take the wheel"? Do you wear white jeans year round? Do you even own flat shoes? Do the folks at Planned Parenthood use your photo when explaining to young ho's in training what not to wear in order to avoid UTI's and yeast infections? Do you constantly have Camel Toe or Moose Knuckle? Do you refer to your man as my nigga? Is your man on parole? Have you stopped seeing your family becuase your man can't leave the county? Is his real name Tron or Lysol? Have you seen more knives then a Benihnana? Are you considering ass implants? Do pannies clash with your outfit? If this sounds like you then grab the champagne and pour it on yourself, because you you have achieved COCO STATUS! It's a celebration bitches!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.