ChavScum Tee
A website which is home to every cuntish moron in the UK. Includes an unhealthy mix of bored students, racist old timers and 'misunderstood' gothics. (they aren't goths, they are black metallers!) They claim to unite under the common goal of wanting to erase 'chavism', but are hampered by several problems; -None of them can give a definitive definition of what a 'chav' actually is -Half of them are extremists who would happily support public executions and life long sentences for petty thieves. -The other half are teenage goths who are just jealous of the popular kids If ChavScum were an American site, it would appeal to trigger happy Republicans. In the same way that Republicans will either call you a terrorist or a liberal when you question them, the people of ChavScum will dismiss anyone who questions them as a 'chav sympathiser' or a 'bleeding heart liberal'. It is not unknown for them to abuse, both verbally and physically, anyone who criticises them. Several journalists have been at the receiving end of their wrath, and people who sign up to their forums have often had personal details of their lives exposed, in an attempt to discredit them. Fortunately, most of the population can see this site for what it is. Perhaps if they could explain what a 'chav' is, the site would become more acceptable. Right now though, it seems the word can cover anyone from a young kid who says the word 'fuck', to rapists, murderers and terrorists. With such a broad definition, is it any wonder that so many people are opposed to such a site? This is a clearly a dangerous situation. I, for one, am worried at the possibilty of these people one day taking over. We should contain them now, before they can spread their lies and propaganda any further than they have already done so. This could be the start of a new Nazi era. Heil ChavScum.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.